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Nosferatu / Viper Comics exposes Orlok!
« on: 06:09:30 PM 07/26/11 »
Check it out, folks - Viper Comics has posted up three preview pages from the Nosferatu graphic novel!

Click Here, Bro!

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Nosferatu / An open letter to "Twilight" fans.
« on: 06:08:41 PM 07/26/11 »
Hello.

You don't know me, and - well, I suppose there's no real reason I should expect you to listen to what I have to say.

However, the lack of an audience has never stopped me from gibbering in the past, so why start now?

I'm sure you've heard it all already. "Vampires don't sparkle", and all that. While I agree with the sentiment, I assure you I have something more solid to convey.

I'm not going to lecture you about the Twilight books, films, or the quality thereof.

I'm not even going to touch upon the fact that, as a whole, Vampire lore is being affected in such a way that it may not recover any time soon.

What I'd like to discuss with you is one Edward Cullen and his relationship to Vampires past.

Vampires have always been "erotic" beings in certain respects.

Their chief motivation is usually "Find hot young girl. Become enchanted by her. Bite until dead. Repeat."

However - vampires of late have a fundamental flaw that you may not have noticed.

Sentimental vampires don't want to bite young women because it's wrong.

Sentimental vampires want to stop all the "mean" vampires... basically from being vampiric.

Sentimental vampires feast on lesser animals and call themselves "Vegetarians", which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever... (but I digress...)

Sentimental vampires are roughly the size and shape of anorexic supermodels and probably could/would trade pants with you should the opportunity arise.

In short - Sentimental vampires are safe.

They want to protect you, they want to keep you human, they want to stay by your side. (Presumably until you're just old and wrinkly enough to be gross)


You, Twilight fan, are most likely quite young.

You don't need to settle down with a safe fictional character right now.



Thrill to the perverted yet enticing exploits of Vlad the Impaler, AKA Dracula. Quiver with fear as the hideous, stalker-from-Hell Count Orlok persists in meeting you, seemingly unaware of his repellant features and how "like, icky" he is.


The Twilight series is veiled Mormon tool for promoting abstainence. I kid you not. Google it. Is clever religious manipulation really what you want from your literature? From your romance stories? From your horror stories?


You have plenty of time later in life to find a nice, quiet, loving vampire to settle down with and have little undead kids with.


Right now, you need a bad boy.

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Nosferatu / Original Nosferatu film on Bookofvampires.com
« on: 06:08:07 PM 07/26/11 »
The original "Nosferatu" film has been YouTube'd all up on the site!

Just click the "Film" link and enjoy!

Also, be sure to check out the bonus video for a truly frightening experience...

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Nosferatu / Nosferatu blurb on Vipercomics.com
« on: 06:06:49 PM 07/26/11 »
Not exactly new at this point, but for any who don't know - Viper Comics posted a small blurb (and mostly outdated art, a cool way to look back at the beginning of the project) over on ViperComics.com.

If you haven't shown Viper how much you're looking forward to this yet, now would be a good time to start.

As a sidenote, everyone clap your hands and wish really hard for Justin and Sal to say "Hello" here!

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Nosferatu / Welcome to Bookofvampires.com!
« on: 06:05:49 PM 07/26/11 »
Welcome to Book Of Vampires. Herein you will find news, updates, and previews concerning the "Nosferatu" graphic novel from Viper Comics.

Get ready to take the thril-ride of your life on this non-stop rollercoaster of action-packed... things... and...

Just enjoy the ride, damn it! ;d

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Cryptophobia / The Good, the Bad, and the Cryptid!
« on: 12:50:14 AM 06/27/11 »
I had to share this concept art from Jorge Balaguer based on Matt Louden's script for an upcoming issue of Cryptophobia.

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That's right. Cryptophobia has Wild West Wendigos. Deal with it!

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Love Monster / Love Monster preview!
« on: 11:12:56 PM 06/12/11 »
Here's the long and short of our concept, my friends...

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"Love Monster" is the twisted tale of Pearl, a young woman with a fetish for serial killers and creepy creatures. Bob, her long-suffering secret admirer, is dragged here and there on her monster-hunting excursions.

Illustration by the illustrious David Cabrera, written by Christopher Howard Wolf.

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Cryptophobia / New Stories Added!
« on: 01:33:28 AM 05/29/11 »
Over the past few weeks, we've added several new stories to the Cryptophobia roster!

This includes, but is not limited to, monsters that eat you and spit you out shorter than you were before. Yes, that's a real cryptid.

If any renegade chupacabras are going to attack these fine collaborators... please do it after they've turned in the final pages!

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Check out the thumbnail on the topic list! (It's one level up from this post...)

That's right, now scanning a forum for interesting artwork is as simple as looking through thumbnails!

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All you have to do is attach your image to your post. When you make a post, there is an option just below the text area called "Attachments and other options". From there, it's pretty simple!

You can even make attached files appear anywhere you want in your post. This is accomplished as follows:

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You can attach up to four files to a single post, and place them all IN your post as well with the code above. Just change the # to the number of the attachment. 1, 2, 3, or 4.


Also, check out this awesome image by Sean Thornton. :D

You can find more on Lifto, the Living Elevator at Heroes & Henchmen.

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Love Monster / SeekAFreak.com under construction!
« on: 08:10:35 PM 05/09/11 »
"Love Monster" is the story of boy meets girl, girl meets monster, boy becomes jeolous of monster.

But how exactly does she find the fiends?

In the coming days, follow http://seekafreak.com and find out!

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Germ News / GermComics.com Redesign in Progress!
« on: 01:18:38 PM 03/18/11 »
Well, it's 2011. Hooray, and whatnot.

Time to reinvent GermComics.com yet again. We've seen projects die in flames, we've seen others born in... well, not flames, because what kind of mother would I be if I birthed my mind-children into a roaring fire?

Not a very good one!

... Where was I?


Right. http://GermComics.com is getting a redesign for 2011, and for all the new projects on the horizon!

Come check it out while it's in progress. Rant about what you hate, etc.

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Cryptophobia / A Sneek Peek by Rhys McDonald!
« on: 09:14:41 PM 03/17/11 »
Here's a sneak peek at something coming down the road for Cryptophobia!

Enjoy!


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Cryptophobia / Cryptophobia #1 Cover Revealed.
« on: 09:14:04 PM 03/17/11 »
Hi all,

Great news for you today... take a look on the main page (Over to the right.) and you'll see a fantastic new cover, illustrated by Rhys McDonald!

If you weren't jazzed before - get jazzed now! (Or the Yeti will get you... Yes, really.)

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Cryptophobia / Bigfoot in your face(book)!
« on: 09:12:46 PM 03/17/11 »
Join us on the Official Cryptophobia Facebook page... show your support, meet other Cryptophiles, or just beg us to play Farmville!*

Cryptophobia | Facebook


*Please do not beg us to play Farmville.

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Cryptophobia / Viper Spreads the Mystery.
« on: 09:12:10 PM 03/17/11 »
The guys at Viper were kind enough to spread the word about Cryptophobia on the main page.

Check it out!   Cryptophobia Seeking Submissions | Viper Comics

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