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Messages - SomnusInterruptus

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Slimy Stories / Re: Adapt or Die
« on: 12:56:17 PM 04/03/17 »
Wow - I fully guessed every major plot point of Big Little Lies 3 episodes in, but did not see this coming. Nice job.

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Slimy Stories / Re: The "Donational" Project
« on: 12:14:02 PM 04/03/17 »
JFC . . . just binge watched "13 Reasons Why" over the weekend. This was a little too close to home! Great story though. I was wondering those glasses disappeared ;-)

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Slimy Stories / Re: Blue is for Boys
« on: 11:43:44 AM 04/03/17 »
Thanks for ruining Christmas :-D

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Slimy Stories / Re: The $20 Game
« on: 10:57:38 PM 11/02/15 »
And here I was thinking it would be about a haunted video game in the bargain bin at Best Buy.

But THEN I got to thinking . . . Maybe Creepy Joe is the guy who wrote the PALE LUNA game!

"There is GOLD in the corner, along with a SHOVEL and some ZIP TIES"

 :o

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The Slime Pit / Re: Horror Site, take 1,347
« on: 12:41:53 PM 07/28/15 »
I like the jumpscared one - pretty much says it all. I think something like "slarg" will just get a  ??? from most people.

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Slimy Stories / Re: Harvey Heck's Hall of Mirrors
« on: 12:02:53 PM 07/28/15 »
LOL - ok, for some reason I thought that was a clever way of describing his "prematureness", since he was sneaking into the bumper cars to, I assume, make out with the girl. Either way, it's suitably disgusting. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet after 2 whiskeys (or was it 3 . . .).

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Slimy Stories / Re: Harvey Heck's Hall of Mirrors
« on: 10:10:50 PM 07/27/15 »
"Unfortunately, the second I slipped into the seat, I was sinking in soaked, spongy upholstery ridden with white, thread-like worms. There was no easy second chance after that."

Just to be clear, he jizzed his pants, right? Cuz if the seat was already soggy with actual worms (or worse, someone else's jizz), then that's just downright terrifying!

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Slimy Stories / Re: Pest House 003: The Macabre Sphere
« on: 01:20:44 PM 07/13/15 »
These stories were awesome - more please! Noem Eagan would be a great recurring character in other paranormal investigation tales. Seems a bit of a pompous a-hole, but fascinating and deadpan funny.

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I enjoyed this quite a bit, especially the bonus material at the end. Not sure who is more batshit crazy, him or her, but they are obviously meant for each other!

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The Shitty Stories / Re: Voice
« on: 05:03:57 PM 07/09/15 »
It's just that you have such a funnyvoice (O)==(O)@@@@@@@  :lookaround:

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Slimy Stories / Re: Upside-Down and Backward
« on: 02:30:09 PM 07/09/15 »
Wow, this was brilliant. Had to read it a couple of times to figure out WTF was going on (backwards - I get it!).

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Slimy Stories / Re: This Story Has A Happy Ending
« on: 10:01:57 AM 07/09/15 »
"The gaping maw went over Honey's head and, despite all protest and struggle, it passed the shoulders, then the chest, then..."

When They had been consumed, the creature licked its lips and belched heartily. "Sweet as Honey" it said, shuffling well-fed off into the night with a skip in it's step. The End!   :D

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The Shitty Stories / Re: New Creatures
« on: 10:55:35 AM 07/08/15 »
I really like the Sight-Seer. Can imagine one of his victims looking like this: https://instagram.com/p/3HSoYGyQuk/

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Slimy Stories / Re: Living Joke
« on: 10:30:43 AM 07/08/15 »
Jesus Christ, this is like Eyes Wide Shut with corpses instead of hookers! Alfred E Neuman's "O" face - GAH!  :o

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Slimy Stories / Re: Fly-High
« on: 12:19:16 PM 07/07/15 »
Just took a balloon ride over Napa last week. An hour felt like a whole day, so 52 years must have been an eternity!

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