In 2012, the makers of the "Trash Pack" figures held a contest to design a Trashie. Since they didn't put an age limit on it, I went gonzo bananas and entered way too many times. I mistakenly thought the winners would be made into Trash Pack Series Two figures. Boy, do I have egg on my face. Rotten egg!

Behold the horror.

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