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In Comics in Color... Jack Knack!
  … 02:45:31 AM 12/27/12 by chwolf

The infamous "Jack of all Crimes", Jack Knack can find you anything you need... provide any service you might require... provided it meets two conditions. 1 - It's evil. 2 - It pays very, very well!
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  Thanks for stumbling into the slime pit!

  270 unwary passersby have fallen in today, and 244 were just as unfortunate yesterday! 5322 folks have gotten slimed this month. (Don't worry, there's plenty of slime left to go around.)

  42026 travelers have fallen in since March 2012, and the pit was pretty full on Apr 01, 2013, when 330 people were squirming around in the mire!

  4 desperately writhing victims are here with you right now! Remember - don't try to help them, they'll only pull you under!
 
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