"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Uuhhnnn!! How much longeeerrrr?"
"We'll get there when we get there."
"Fiiine… Is it nice there? Pretty?"
"Yeah, it's nice. There's a big pond. I know you'll enjoy that."
*gasp* "Wait, I won't know anyone there!"
"I'm sure you'll do fine."
"My tie is itchy."
*kick*
*kick kick*
"Stop kicking."
"I'm BORED."
"Let's play the Quiet Game. We'll see who can be quiet the longest."
"Are where there NOW?"
"NO! WE ARE NOT THERE. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN WE'RE THERE, DAVID."
"Don't yell at me!"
"I'm sorry, but you have to settle down. I know it's a long ride, and you've been good most of the way, but I'm a little tense and I'd like for the rest of the drive to go smoothly. Okay?"
*sigh* "Okay."
*kick*
"DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!"
"Can I wave at the cars behind us?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Just keep still. Don't fidget. Don't fuss. Be quiet."
"Pfff…"
*sigh*
*sniffle*
*huff*
"Are we there yet?"
"I SWEAR TO GOD, DAVID! I WILL TURN THIS HEARSE RIGHT AROUND!!"