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Pennywise the Clown vs. Ronald McDonald
« on: 01:56:06 AM 01/31/15 »
Ronald:

Welcome to McDonald Land,
come on in, take my hand,

and let your mind expand,
as I help you understand.

I'm a child's best friend, but
I'm your worst nightmare.

Corporate clown powerhouse,
who doesn't need to fight fair.

Making millions on the mouths,
of kids embracing their obesity!

I'll give a toddler diabetes,
do you really want a piece of me?



Pennywise:

Now, now, Ronny, you
should show more respect,

for a surreal serial killer,
no kiddie would suspect.

This clown-on-clown beat-down,
is about to get brutal.

I'm a cruel circus Cujo,
you're a lap-dog poodle.

Jet back to headquarters,
'cuz you know I'll get vicious.

I'll take a bite out of Birdy,
give you a reason to Grimace.



Ronald:

I'm 'bout to get Medieval,
call me Lord of Onion Rings,

If it's Burger OR Stephen,
I'm all about slaying Kings.

Gonna get Quarter-Pounded,
on the Double, no delay.

I'm Lovin' this easy battle,
gonna Have It My Way.

You better ketchup, this match-up,
is such a slaughter, it's absurd.

You wanna play with me, Penny?
Then join the Billions I've served.

Go back to your sewer,
and all your stench-ridden funk.

You're in my ball pit now,
so Hamburgle my junk!



Pennywise:

Were you rapping, or was that
a board room presentation?

Catch-phrases won't save you
from demonic damnation.

I'm an old-timey fun-timer,
with a mascot to devour.

You're a deer in Dead Lights,
outmatched by my power.

Unpredictable predator,
to freak out this food-fighter.

Think you've figured me out?
Well surprise, I'm a spider!

Maybe this free balloon,
will fill your heart with cheer.

Like the roaches in your frier,
we all float down here.
« Last Edit: 04:17:12 PM 04/28/15 by Slimebeast »
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Michael:....

Jason: ..... *tilts head*

Michael: .... *tilts head*

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Re: Pennywise the Clown vs. Ronald McDonald
« Reply #3 on: 01:50:49 AM 07/11/15 »
'Hamburgle my junk.' XD
Teie sõbralik kassinaine naabrusest :D