Godzilla:
Oh no, there
goes Tokyo!
Squashed flat,
by my pinkie toe!
This spitting lizard,
keeps an audience captive,
with rhymes so hot,
you'll keep your radio active!
So come on, George,
I know that you're curious.
Test the Toho terror,
making mankind furious!
King Kong:
I'm no stranger to danger,
fools tried and I stomped 'em!
I'm not troubled by some
green ribbed rubber condom.
You're a man in a suit,
and you're ugly to boot,
like a Thanksgiving float
that got bred with a Newt.
You wanna keep going?
I'll go ape-shit all day.
Barf beams all you want,
I'll make you my Faye-ray.
Godzilla:
I'm about to drop a nuke,
on this soft, silly hairball,
who fell to his doom, like
a Three Stooges pratfall.
I'll take you back to New York,
bury you in the Holland Tunnel,
If you think you're beating me,
then I must be a Monkey's Uncle.
Mighty Joe Young's rap style,
is feeling Mighty Fuckin' Old.
You got captured like a bitch,
and I can't be controlled!
You sad zoo attraction,
I'll leave your ass in traction,
I got my satisfaction, now
you need to stop-action!
King Kong:
I got caught, it's true,
but I broke out the chains.
Got the strength to bash out
your reptilian brains!
Peel you like a Banana,
find the actor inside,
chase you all over Asia,
'cuz there's nowhere to hide.
Mash all your monster pals,
put an end to their species.
Fling shit 'til I cover
your whole family in feces!
You can't out-rhyme this primate,
battle me, and that's a crime.
Now go back to hibernating,
I got rap charts to climb.
