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on: 01:24:18 AM 10/01/14
SCP-173:

Welcome to the Facility,
maybe you've heard of me?

I'd like to play with you,
my name's one seven three.

Funny thing about this game,
it seems I always win.

Take a look at my record,
it'll make your head spin.

Here are the rules, fool,
you hide and I seek.

I'll run your ass down, clown,
your future is bleak.



Negative Mickey:

Huh huh! Oh, hi there!
I think I've made a new friend!

Please join me in the basement
where the pain will never end.

Tell me, how's a guy like you
who's made of solid concrete,

Get around so gracefully,
as if you're light on your feet?

I mean I'm not one to judge,
if you doubt that, I should say,

If your buddies want to visit,
you have your own special day.



SCP-173:

Shut your cheesy mouth, mouse,
your tail better behave.

If Walt could see you now,
he'd goose-step in his grave.

Oh that's right, I forgot,
he's Frozen like a snowman.

You gonna cry, little bitch?
He's gone, Let it Go, man!

You're a sell-out, get the hell out,
before your spine gets compacted.

I'm gonna ram my [Date Expunged],
up your ratty [Redacted]!



Negative Mickey:

Well that's not very nice,
I see you're not fond of mice!

Then again, you're more full of shit,
than sugar and spice.

I'm engaging in violence,
while you're playing with scientists,

You're a guest in a mad house,
while I'm serving a client list.

Yeah, I'm real scared,
A lawn gnome might be behind me.

It's A Small World, motherfucker,
and I dare you to find me.



SCP-173:

You think you're as hard as me,
Well ain't that adorable?

You hang out with panstless sailors,
my gang is vicious and horrible!

Just ask my weed dealer,
we call him Radical Larry.

His shits are darker than you,
and they're ten times as scary.

You wanna go, vermin bitch?
Better practice what you preach.

I'm insane, can't be contained,
Red Alert! Here's the breach!



Negative Mickey:

You seem a bit confused,
this won't turn out like you think.

You're a staring contest champ,
but mascot heads never blink.

So you know an old man,
and he can walk through the walls.

I know a seven foot simpleton
who's gonna shatter your balls.

You won't move an inch,
you stone-headed ignoramus.

Then I'll whistle for Pluto,
and have him chew on Uranus.



Who won? Who's next? You decide!
« Last Edit: 04:18:48 PM 04/28/15 by Slimebeast »
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on: 05:43:49 AM 10/11/14
Neg Mickey is your invention, that's totally not allowed. Maybe.



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on: 02:56:17 PM 10/11/14
NEXT: FUNNYMOUTH VS SID VS MR. TATTERSOME VS THE AFTERPEOPLE VS LUMBERJACK DAN VS
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on: 11:06:54 AM 10/12/14
Funnymouth rapping?

i think you got style O)_(O
i like your grace
i can see your funny face :)