Ronald:
Welcome to McDonald Land,
come on in, take my hand,
and let your mind expand,
as I help you understand.
I'm a child's best friend, but
I'm your worst nightmare.
Corporate clown powerhouse,
who doesn't need to fight fair.
Making millions on the mouths,
of kids embracing their obesity!
I'll give a toddler diabetes,
do you really want a piece of me?
Pennywise:
Now, now, Ronny, you
should show more respect,
for a surreal serial killer,
no kiddie would suspect.
This clown-on-clown beat-down,
is about to get brutal.
I'm a cruel circus Cujo,
you're a lap-dog poodle.
Jet back to headquarters,
'cuz you know I'll get vicious.
I'll take a bite out of Birdy,
give you a reason to Grimace.
Ronald:
I'm 'bout to get Medieval,
call me Lord of Onion Rings,
If it's Burger OR Stephen,
I'm all about slaying Kings.
Gonna get Quarter-Pounded,
on the Double, no delay.
I'm Lovin' this easy battle,
gonna Have It My Way.
You better ketchup, this match-up,
is such a slaughter, it's absurd.
You wanna play with me, Penny?
Then join the Billions I've served.
Go back to your sewer,
and all your stench-ridden funk.
You're in my ball pit now,
so Hamburgle my junk!
Pennywise:
Were you rapping, or was that
a board room presentation?
Catch-phrases won't save you
from demonic damnation.
I'm an old-timey fun-timer,
with a mascot to devour.
You're a deer in Dead Lights,
outmatched by my power.
Unpredictable predator,
to freak out this food-fighter.
Think you've figured me out?
Well surprise, I'm a spider!
Maybe this free balloon,
will fill your heart with cheer.
Like the roaches in your frier,
we all float down here.
Topic: Pennywise the Clown vs. Ronald McDonald (Read 9134 times)
