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C'thulhu vs. Dr. Zoidberg
« on: 04:18:31 AM 02/02/15 »
C'thulhu:

Time for C'thulhu,
to work his dark voodoo,

rap magic leaving you
in Deep One doo doo.

You don't have the cloaca
to go claw-to-claw,

with an abominable fish
who's more vicious than Jaws.

This Old One's got the
more powerful tentacles,

to wrap 'round your heart,
yank it out by the ventricals!



Zoidberg:

Friend! I see you're
a little confused.

I'm a gross-out gill-man
used to being abused.

There's nothing you can dish,
that I won't eat for lunch.

(Seriously, do you have
some larvae to munch?)

You wound me, good sir,
I see you want to fight me.

With that bad attitude,
I might think you don't like me!



C'thulhu:

Comin' straight outta R'lyeh,
to crack this Red Lobster,

who gives a bad name
to any sea-faring monster.

You malpracticing goon!
You know less than jack shit.

I'm a primal enigma,
from a stygian pit!

I wait dreaming of a day when
you're worth my attention.

I'll Love-crafting your doom,
in ways too sick to mention.



Zoidberg:

Have you seen a professional,
about those awful wings?

Here, let Doctor Zoidberg
take care of those things.

Take a seat in my office,
tell you what I'll do.

I'll snip and I'll tuck,
fix you up good as new!

While you sleep, I'll make edits,
and I promise, no pain.

You'll be fine without eyeballs,
these lungs, and your brain.
« Last Edit: 04:17:05 PM 04/28/15 by Slimebeast »
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Re: C'thulhu vs. Dr. Zoidberg
« Reply #1 on: 07:27:17 AM 01/08/16 »
ERB really should pay you and make this battle happen.
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Re: C'thulhu vs. Dr. Zoidberg
« Reply #2 on: 03:18:48 PM 01/08/16 »
XD Imagine the costuming.
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