John Wilkes Booth
Sic Semper Douchbagus!
I'm about to blast you, Harvey.
No Prez-popping Commie,
could ever stand beside me.
Actor with the X Factor,
killing ill rhymes with skill,
bold, soulless life-snatcher,
burning five dollar bills.
You're a patsy AND a pansy,
so get NoScoped, you newbie.
The only clean shot you took
was a bullet from Jack Ruby.
Lee Harvey Oswald
Run home to Dixie, dick head.
I don't know what you're thinkin'.
You hit an easy target.
That missing link called Lincoln.
You were two feet away...
maybe more, maybe less.
You won't see me, I'm a sniper.
Cap you from the next address.
Stick to sucking at Shakespeare,
you're more cowardly than cunning.
Snapped your whole leg in half,
didn't stop you from running.
John Wilkes Booth
In 1846, a Congressman
was first selected.
By 1860, he was
Presidentially elected.
A Civil Rights champ,
with such well-spoken style.
I never got convicted,
didn't live to see a trial!
Lee Harvey Oswald
In 1946, a Congressman
was first selected.
By 1960, he was
Presidentially elected.
A Civil Rights champ,
with such well-spoken style.
I never got convicted,
didn't live to see a trial!
John Wilkes Booth
For the Southerners, I shot!
They had a President to bury!
Should've stayed home, Abe,
listen to your secretary!
Lee Harvey Oswald
For the Socialists, I shot!
They had a President to bury!
Should've stayed home, John,
listen to your secretary!
John Wilkes Booth
Within sight of his wife,
in a space named for Ford...
Lee Harvey Oswald
In a Ford, took his life,
with his loving wife aboard...
John Wilkes Booth
Cleared the way for Johnson,
and Andrew got sworn in...
Lee Harvey Oswald
Left a Johnson in charge,
let Lyndon in by mornin'...
Lee & John together
Three names, fifteen letters,
you can't get much better,
than a brutal blood-letter,
and Political upsetter!
Took aim on a Friday,
blew off the back of his head,
tried to make my escape,
before pronouncing he was dead,
warehouse, theater, all
that matters is I fled,
YO BITCH, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT *I* SAID!
-- They stare at each other, visibly shaken.
-- The music drops. Awkwardly.
Lee & John together
Weird.
John Wilkes Booth
Let's pretend this didn't happen,
like a poorly acted role.
Lee Harvey Oswald
We'll deny that we were here,
like this was a Grassy Knoll.
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