Author Topic: Pasta in haiku form!  (Read 4335 times)

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goolygoo

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on: 01:29:27 AM 10/22/13
Let's try this out, I'll start off with the most overdone subject in all of pastory (that's "pasta" + "history" in portmanteau, geddit GEDDIT):

Lavender Town theme
Played backwards as a child dies
Pikachu's eyes bleed



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on: 01:42:06 AM 10/22/13
Lenin statue glares,
Girl imprisoned for her fear.
Winter in Moscow.
where am i



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on: 02:51:43 AM 10/22/13
drip drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip thud
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.



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on: 03:41:32 AM 10/22/13
As I sleep, they watch.
Leering, hungry eyes. Hungry teeth.
I can't stand it, help.
» You throw a tantrum, but all you seem to accomplish is slight disarray.



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on: 09:08:59 PM 10/22/13
A creature lives here
It makes you add syllables
On Haiku line two
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.



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on: 01:22:09 AM 10/26/13
The Slimebeast came in
He ruined all of the fun
A cricket chirping
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.



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on: 02:08:47 AM 11/05/13
severed that cold skin
stitched her face over my own -
she's alive again.
Teie sõbralik kassinaine naabrusest :D



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on: 11:38:10 PM 11/09/13
i don't have much time
oh gosh he's coming right now
i'm totally a<;ljsh qufnhFIN9PO;8U'OJ NUf:



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on: 11:49:46 PM 06/14/15
As I crawl forward,
They attack, not allowing,
It all ends swiftly.
Why must everything be like it is?
Why can it not be different?
Why is it not how I want it?
Now... It is.



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on: 12:24:27 AM 06/20/15
I'm sorry, but I saw that the post had been viewed 999 times and I just had to view it one more time...OCD FTW!
note to self: please stop breathing soon



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on: 09:34:56 PM 07/12/15
Cheap game in yard sale,
Creepy old man gave it for free,
That is my life story.

This piece of text is here to distract you, did it succeed? The answer is most likely no.



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on: 07:35:45 PM 08/15/15
Their faces smile,
dead eyes stare at the ceiling
cheap knives and spray-paint.
note to self: please stop breathing soon