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Pasta in haiku form!
« on: 01:29:27 AM 10/22/13 »
Let's try this out, I'll start off with the most overdone subject in all of pastory (that's "pasta" + "history" in portmanteau, geddit GEDDIT):

Lavender Town theme
Played backwards as a child dies
Pikachu's eyes bleed

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #1 on: 01:42:06 AM 10/22/13 »
Lenin statue glares,
Girl imprisoned for her fear.
Winter in Moscow.
where am i

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #2 on: 02:51:43 AM 10/22/13 »
drip drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip thud
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #3 on: 03:41:32 AM 10/22/13 »
As I sleep, they watch.
Leering, hungry eyes. Hungry teeth.
I can't stand it, help.
» You throw a tantrum, but all you seem to accomplish is slight disarray.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #4 on: 09:08:59 PM 10/22/13 »
A creature lives here
It makes you add syllables
On Haiku line two
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #5 on: 01:22:09 AM 10/26/13 »
The Slimebeast came in
He ruined all of the fun
A cricket chirping
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #6 on: 02:08:47 AM 11/05/13 »
severed that cold skin
stitched her face over my own -
she's alive again.
Teie sõbralik kassinaine naabrusest :D

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #7 on: 11:38:10 PM 11/09/13 »
i don't have much time
oh gosh he's coming right now
i'm totally a<;ljsh qufnhFIN9PO;8U'OJ NUf:

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #8 on: 11:49:46 PM 06/14/15 »
As I crawl forward,
They attack, not allowing,
It all ends swiftly.
Why must everything be like it is?
Why can it not be different?
Why is it not how I want it?
Now... It is.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #9 on: 12:24:27 AM 06/20/15 »
I'm sorry, but I saw that the post had been viewed 999 times and I just had to view it one more time...OCD FTW!
note to self: please stop breathing soon

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #10 on: 09:34:56 PM 07/12/15 »
Cheap game in yard sale,
Creepy old man gave it for free,
That is my life story.

This piece of text is here to distract you, did it succeed? The answer is most likely no.

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Re: Pasta in haiku form!
« Reply #11 on: 07:35:45 PM 08/15/15 »
Their faces smile,
dead eyes stare at the ceiling
cheap knives and spray-paint.
note to self: please stop breathing soon