NPCs say and do the oddest things.

[Priest]

I've long been a fan of hidden treats in games, and today I'm starting the "WHAT DID THAT JUST SAY?" thread.

Todays keepers;

A Security Drone spins in place, before peeling off in a short bust.

[Priest]

You notice The Bogeyman engulfs a Chain Link Fence with their shadow haze, damaging it.

[Priest]

A Zombie Soldier grunts menacingly.
A Zombie Soldier gnaws on a grenade.

[WakaWa]

The Bogeyman stares into your soul.

IT LOOKED RIGHT INTO MY SOUL 

[Priest]

A Construction Worker: Watch for falling hammers!

Does this mean I might get a random Hammer placed in my inventory?

[Slimebeast]

It means he's going to drop the business end of a hammer on someone's head.

[Priest]

A Mantis Armored Vehicle rumbles by, blasting bass-heavy hip-hop.

[Priest]

The Zomglomeration howls, simultaneously yawning dozens of fetid mouths.

The Zomglomeration rises fast, striking a cluster of its skulls against the stone ceiling with a resounding thud.

[Priest]

A Mantis Security Grunt shouts a series of orders, followed by threats.
A Mantis Security Grunt fires several shots into the air.


Yes sir, Nazi sir!

[Priest]

Sometimes I feel bad for undead;

A Crawler drags itself ceaselessly across the ground.
A Crawler moans mournfully.

[Priest]

A Mantis Armored Vehicle rumbles by, blasting a country-western CD.







WHO USES CDs?