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on: 10:28:10 AM 10/24/15
I've long been a fan of hidden treats in games, and today I'm starting the "WHAT DID THAT JUST SAY?" thread.

Todays keepers;

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on: 05:59:38 PM 10/24/15
You notice The Bogeyman engulfs a Chain Link Fence with their shadow haze, damaging it.

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on: 07:19:19 PM 10/25/15
A Zombie Soldier grunts menacingly. D:
A Zombie Soldier gnaws on a grenade. :lookaround:
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on: 10:13:53 PM 10/29/15

The Bogeyman stares into your soul.

IT LOOKED RIGHT INTO MY SOUL  D:
You must become one with the chaos. Only then will you know true happiness and loads of Lulz....



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on: 02:37:32 PM 10/30/15
A Construction Worker: Watch for falling hammers!

Does this mean I might get a random Hammer placed in my inventory?
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on: 02:56:05 PM 10/30/15
It means he's going to drop the business end of a hammer on someone's head.
If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.



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A Mantis Armored Vehicle rumbles by, blasting bass-heavy hip-hop.
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on: 05:38:15 PM 11/03/15
The Zomglomeration howls, simultaneously yawning dozens of fetid mouths.

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on: 01:13:44 PM 11/04/15
A Mantis Security Grunt shouts a series of orders, followed by threats.
A Mantis Security Grunt fires several shots into the air.


Yes sir, Nazi sir!
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on: 03:22:07 PM 11/04/15
Sometimes I feel bad for undead;

A Crawler drags itself ceaselessly across the ground.
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on: 04:27:05 PM 11/05/15
A Mantis Armored Vehicle rumbles by, blasting a country-western CD.







WHO USES CDs?
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