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on: 10:25:01 AM 12/08/15
Has anyone else had any drops from Krampus? I managed to take him out once and received 5 "Defective Toys" that you are able to set up in a building, but I've yet to find what it's intended purpose is. Anyone else get any fun stuff?
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on: 02:28:22 AM 12/09/15
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I just got Broken Toy (x6). They're awesome because they have a [Play] use. … You play with a Broken Toy.

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Not saying your seasonal boss is crap Mo and Mammon but your seasonal boss is possibly one of the worst I've seen in video game history. To me it looks like a reskin of the scroll guardian minus a useful drop.
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on: 07:25:34 PM 12/09/15
Presumes Krampus, the anti-Santa, is supposed to be good to the boys & girls.
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on: 12:57:15 AM 12/10/15
With the effort required to track it down, the several deaths it takes to kill (assuming it's a fresh spawn) and the rarity of the boss itself (one time a year for a limited period of time), you would think it might have something worth while for a drop. An incentive to kill it.

Some ideas tossed around this house when I told the roomie about the boss;

-Higher accuracy weapon that does worth while damage or status effects that work
(melee, 35% base accuracy, 5-9 Dmg or Ranged, 35% base accuracy, 5-9
-Huge healing cache - Krampus has to heal all the beatings he's taking somehow
-A crafting use for the trash he drops
-Access to a Krampus Village (small area with unique search finds, players respawn on the main map when the event is over of if they get killed)
-A cock rub and an attaboy
-Since it's based off the scroll guardian, have him drop a scroll...that has the names of all the good girls and boys, the list looks awful empty.
-Your home phone number
-Your ex-GFs phone number
-a naked photo of a cat
-a Krampus-mobile - allows movement in a straight line for 2-3 tiles for 1 AP, runs on gas
-A Rocket Launcher with Rockets
-A sniper rifle that targets 1 tile away
-A crafting recipe guide book listing all 3 of the crafting recipes you've actually put into the game
(seriously, you advertise crafting on the FB page but there's nearly none of it that's been found)
-A god damn fucking joint, I man seriously...Someone in the game has to be holding.
-Reinforcements for building barricades, so the barricades can only be brought down with explosives (only need one explosion to turn back to EHB)


I've given a good list (some joke, some not) of directions you could have gone. I know you and Mams have always been fairly "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" about the game but where's the carrot? All I see with Krampus is a stick.
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on: 12:59:54 AM 12/10/15
I don't see why you're connecting him to the Scroll Guardian. He's like any other HR boss. O_o

Aside from that, cram your sarcasm up your ass boyooooooooo. :awesome: Krampus has the most drops of any recent NPC.

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on: 12:12:54 PM 12/10/15
What if you could craft with the broken toy, say fiddling with a screwdriver, to make it a defective toy (which unless I'm wrong, seems to be some sort  of explosive/trap thing, have only tried 2 out, which were "duds" and don't want to waste the others yet)  :lookaround: :poopalm:
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on: 01:33:59 PM 12/10/15
I was hoping people would enjoy giving each other broken toys for the holidays to troll each other (hence why they drop in multiples) but I guess not. I'll figure something out.
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on: 02:04:15 PM 12/10/15
I was hoping people would enjoy giving each other broken toys for the holidays to troll each other (hence why they drop in multiples) but I guess not. I'll figure something out.

It doesn't really bother me, but I don't take this game so super seriously right now. It's really a coffee break thing for me, so I'm not trying to farm rare drops or anything. That said, I've managed to kill the Krampus I think 3 times and received broken toys and defective toys (you tell me what these are MO!). I saw lippsyl got a woolen noose. I don't know, I'm not butt hurt by it or anything. :poopalm:
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on: 02:07:54 PM 12/10/15
Lippsyl is a habitual liar.
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on: 10:00:43 AM 12/11/15
 D: Oh snap
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