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  • HEY, I'M BOB, I'M NEW, HOW DO I PLAY THIS.
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on: 02:36:50 PM 12/20/16
"A Human Wretch hits you with their fists for 12 damage to your chest. You die."
Man, these guys punch harder than anything when I play as a human (I even tried combining martial arts and brass knuckles for a similar effect).
Did humanity get some sort of fisting buff when I stopped playing?