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on: 03:15:34 AM 06/14/14
Edit: Moved to PARKS for easier findings.

I put Machetes in the streets. I keep hoping people will forget about them because I can never keep track of when a Friday the 13th is coming. XD
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on: 02:54:34 PM 06/14/14
• You drop a Garbage Can. • You find nothing of interest. • You find a Length of Pipe. • You drop a Length of Pipe. • You find nothing of interest. • You find a Length of Pipe. • You drop a Length of Pipe. • You find nothing of interest. (12 times) • You find some Trash. You throw it away with disgust. (4 times) • You find nothing of interest. (2 times) MO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?
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on: 06:23:03 PM 06/14/14
I guess there's too much junk. TRY PARKS NOW.

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on: 07:25:10 PM 06/14/14
Don't forget Hockey Masks which is supposed to be found in sporting goods stores.



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on: 08:41:56 PM 06/14/14
*cries* How do you guys remember all this?

MASKS IN PARKS. EVERYTHING IN PARKS.

Or maybe...

I guess I could bring back the Masked Psycho NPCs.
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on: 09:10:52 PM 06/14/14
And what about giving unlimited health and AP to anyone who's username starts with Z and ends with 0   :lookaround:
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on: 09:26:02 PM 06/14/14
In Siberiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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on: 09:36:06 PM 06/14/14
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on: 10:12:10 PM 06/14/14
Can I still find them?
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on: 12:17:56 AM 06/15/14
They're in parks and there are Fri 13th NPCs carrying them. :)
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on: 05:11:18 PM 06/22/14
2 MUCH JUNK IN DA PARK NOT ENOUGH JUNK IN DA TRUNK

GET CRUNKED!



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on: 08:22:45 PM 06/22/14
Ew
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on: 03:23:49 AM 06/23/14
 I found a rock. :D
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on: 03:26:03 AM 06/23/14
Have it for dinners.
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on: 03:31:35 AM 06/23/14
Have it for dinners.

I can't eat my new pet. :o
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