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on: 07:47:41 PM 10/07/13
So, as I've mentioned in the past, an old game I'm crazy about is set to get a brand new relaunch.

Once again... MUTANT FOOTBALL LEAGUE! (AKA "Mutant League Football", but don't tell EA.)

As part of the promotion for their Kickstarter Campaign, the brains behind the brawl asked fans to name some of their characters. Stuff like Drew Bleed (Drew Brees), Ghoulio Bones (Julio Jones), and so on. This is the same naming scheme that brought us the original line-up of Bones Jackson (Bo Jackson) and more.

So...

Guess who got one of their name suggestions in?

S'right.


BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

A list of players was given, and among them was "Geno Smith". I'm not really a Football fan - I'm a Mutant fan - so you'll have to Google the fellow yourself. Thinking there was a slim chance of selection since it was a pretty risky name, I suggested "Geno Syde", which was picked and changed to "Geno Cyde", though the card art above says "Geno Cide". XD

Did you follow all that?

No?

Well, suffice to say I FREAKING WON SOMETHING SO WHATEVER. That's pretty much all you need to know. :)

The only hitch? The Mutant Football League has 7 days left on its Kickstarter Campaign and is far short of reaching full funding. Want Mr. Cide to live/unlive? Well, then...

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on: 10:54:39 PM 10/07/13
Is this board sorted alphabetically or something?
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on: 12:56:10 AM 10/08/13
Yeah. It's arranged more like an archive of articles than a standard forum.

I dunno if I care anymore though - does it bug you?
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on: 01:13:12 AM 10/08/13
It's really weird. Not just for a forum, but also on your slimebeast webthinger. I guess I've only ever encountered websites that sort by date as far as blog things go.
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