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Author Topic: Mini-Fail! - Captain Guidance  (Read 2246 times)

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on: 03:21:30 AM 01/01/13
Somewhere in the mid-2000s, illustrator Mike Penick and I set about starting to put together a fun all-ages super-hero comic.

That comic featured "Captain Guidance", a costumed peon who dealt out advice to anyone who would listen, PSA-style. From excercise to bullying, the good Captain laid out specific instruction that would result in massive injuries.

A lot of kids would have spent their lives in physical therapy, and it would've been hilarious.

Each installment of the story would start with a letter from a small child in need of advice, followed by Captain G carefully explaining the solution.

Getting roughed up on the playground, little Timmy? Simply fall back on your decades of study under the martial arts masters of east Asia! Worried about losing your baby teeth, little Sally? Ah, that's nothing a vial of top secret experimental adhesive won't take care of!

As with most projects featured in the "FAIL!" section of this site, interest just seemed to peter out until we both moved on.

Too bad, really. I was really looking forward to the first parental lawsuit...
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