It's slime time.

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    Christopher Howard Wolf is a creative bastard who's been consistantly attempting a desperate, clawing climb toward success for a good portion of his life. In 2001, he started as his personal homepage. It went through several incarnations over the span of almost a decade before he realized it was time to move onto something new. Something... Slimy.